tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20268071181355669982012-02-16T06:41:33.485-02:00Dengo no GaribaldoDengo no Garibaldohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10421145263672890623noreply@blogger.comBlogger121100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2026807118135566998.post-36379935321621525232009-09-04T23:36:00.001-03:002009-09-04T23:36:46.038-03:00<img src="http://dengonogaribaldo.wordpress.com/files/2009/09/googlevocquisdizer11.jpg" alt="googlevocquisdizer11" title="googlevocquisdizer11" width="450" height="192" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-46" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2026807118135566998-3637993532162152523?l=dengonogaribaldo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dengo no Garibaldohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10421145263672890623noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2026807118135566998.post-20875264686451335162009-09-02T20:45:00.000-03:002009-09-02T20:46:13.381-03:00<img src="http://dengonogaribaldo.wordpress.com/files/2009/08/emograma1.jpg" alt="emograma" title="emograma" width="450" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-45" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2026807118135566998-2087526468645133516?l=dengonogaribaldo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dengo no Garibaldohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10421145263672890623noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2026807118135566998.post-38301286740856590972009-08-27T22:22:00.001-03:002009-08-27T22:24:39.422-03:00<img src="http://dengonogaribaldo.wordpress.com/files/2009/08/auto-escola-jb.jpg" alt="auto-escola-jb" title="auto-escola-jb" width="450" height="281" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-43" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2026807118135566998-3830128674085659097?l=dengonogaribaldo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dengo no Garibaldohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10421145263672890623noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2026807118135566998.post-70199962119204322592009-08-20T22:16:00.001-03:002009-08-20T22:16:33.459-03:00<img src="http://dengonogaribaldo.wordpress.com/files/2009/08/eqck00_jpg.gif" alt="eqck00_jpg" title="eqck00_jpg" width="350" height="322" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-42" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2026807118135566998-7019996211920432259?l=dengonogaribaldo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dengo no Garibaldohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10421145263672890623noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2026807118135566998.post-82602435798123252562009-08-20T22:05:00.002-03:002009-08-20T22:10:32.615-03:00<img src="http://dengonogaribaldo.wordpress.com/files/2009/08/ogaaakzvu6iuw-mzn4zqvjgprtmhqeinyzn4fcss-9ood-gb3qo89yd3zbaw7evvm0bvblswvajpusglr7mkeik4s-iam1t1uowbiruvlwchulvmknrpnobkz0xl.jpg" alt="OgAAAKzVu6iUW-mzn4zqVjGpRtMhQEINYZn4FcSS-9ood-Gb3qo89Yd3zbaw7Evvm0bVblswVAJpUsglr7mKEIK4S-IAm1T1UOwBirUvLwchuLvMknRpnobKZ0Xl" title="OgAAAKzVu6iUW-mzn4zqVjGpRtMhQEINYZn4FcSS-9ood-Gb3qo89Yd3zbaw7Evvm0bVblswVAJpUsglr7mKEIK4S-IAm1T1UOwBirUvLwchuLvMknRpnobKZ0Xl" width="450" height="337" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-40" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2026807118135566998-8260243579812325256?l=dengonogaribaldo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dengo no Garibaldohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10421145263672890623noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2026807118135566998.post-41068476696973273002009-08-18T22:36:00.001-03:002009-08-18T22:38:00.629-03:00<div>Hoje estou sempre criatividade, então vou postar qualquer merda.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_eVOza3tzldg/SotXXgvWarI/AAAAAAAAAAs/3ls7HVTad5M/s1600-h/merda.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 381px; height: 362px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_eVOza3tzldg/SotXXgvWarI/AAAAAAAAAAs/3ls7HVTad5M/s400/merda.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5371483042006592178" /></a><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2026807118135566998-4106847669697327300?l=dengonogaribaldo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dengo no Garibaldohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10421145263672890623noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2026807118135566998.post-91728424394576938932009-08-17T19:10:00.008-03:002009-08-17T19:28:51.186-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000EE;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; line-height: 19px; white-space: pre-wrap; font-family:'Lucida Grande';font-size:13px;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-38" title="pseudointelectual" src="http://dengonogaribaldo.wordpress.com/files/2009/08/pseudointelectual.jpg" alt="pseudointelectual" width="450" height="629" /></span></span></span></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000EE;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline;"><br /></span></span></div><br /><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:10.0pt;text-align:center; line-height:115%;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace: none"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Calibri;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Um dia desses loucos de alegria, um amigo inserido na conversa de muitos outros avista um indivíduo </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Calibri;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">peculiar...</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin-bottom:10.0pt;text-align:center; line-height:115%;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace: none"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Calibri;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:10.0pt;line-height:115%;mso-pagination: none;tab-stops:center 212.6pt;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:&quot;Calibri&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;mso-bidi-font-family:Calibri;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Bróder 1 – Que porra é essa?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:10.0pt;line-height:115%;mso-pagination: none;tab-stops:center 212.6pt;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:&quot;Calibri&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;mso-bidi-font-family:Calibri;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Outros Bróderes – O que foi bróder 1?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:10.0pt;line-height:115%;mso-pagination: none;tab-stops:center 212.6pt;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:&quot;Calibri&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;mso-bidi-font-family:Calibri;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Bróder 1 – Que porra é aquilo lá? </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:10.0pt;line-height:115%;mso-pagination: none;tab-stops:center 212.6pt;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:&quot;Calibri&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;mso-bidi-font-family:Calibri;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Bróder 2 – Ahhh, rsrsrs, aquilo é um pseudo!</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:10.0pt;line-height:115%;mso-pagination: none;tab-stops:center 212.6pt;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:&quot;Calibri&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;mso-bidi-font-family:Calibri;"><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">A partir desse dia, nossa vida mudou para sempre. Começamos a observar o comportamento dessas pessoas (se é que são pessoas!?!), e tentamos ao máximo evitar ser algo do tipo. O que é um pseudo afinal? Um pseudo é alguém quer porque quer ser alguma coisa, mas não é. Lógico que existem pessoas que “são”, o Ronaldo É gordo, o Sarney É um fdp, o Latino É foda. Deixo bem claro que pseudos não “são”, e provavelmente nunca serão!</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:10.0pt;line-height:115%;mso-pagination: none;tab-stops:center 212.6pt;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:&quot;Calibri&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;mso-bidi-font-family:Calibri;"><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Entre os pseudo-s, existem grupos, melhor dizendo “subclassificações”. Existe o pseudo malandro, o pseudo legal, o pseudo roqueiro, o pseudo cult (que eu acho o mais irritante), o pseudo comunista, o pseudo nerd (o mais engraçados), e por incrível que pareça, existe até o pseudo pseudo!</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:10.0pt;line-height:115%;mso-pagination: none;tab-stops:center 212.6pt;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:&quot;Calibri&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;mso-bidi-font-family:Calibri;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Sabe aquele fdp rico pra cacete que só anda de all star, camisa do Che e não toma coca-cola? Pseudo. Aquele corno que paga de bêbado, pegador, pagodeiro, pop, mas que vc sabe que adora joga Tíbia? Pseudo. O retardado que finje que lê livro, vê filmes iranianos, estuda um dia antes da aula só pra </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">responde tudo que o professor pergunta (e quer da para o professor!) , mas que no fundo defeca pela boca e tem a profundidade de um yakult? Mto pseudo.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:10.0pt;line-height:115%;mso-pagination: none;tab-stops:center 212.6pt;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:&quot;Calibri&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;mso-bidi-font-family:Calibri;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Em fim, embora esteja meio abstrato o conceito de pseudo, futuras análises facilitarão sua compreensão! </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:10.0pt;line-height:115%;mso-pagination: none;tab-stops:center 212.6pt;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-family:&quot;Calibri&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;mso-bidi-font-family:Calibri;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Seja verdadeiro, seja um anti-pseudo!</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:10.0pt;line-height:115%;mso-pagination: none;tab-stops:center 212.6pt;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Calibri;"><br /></span></p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_eVOza3tzldg/SonXBJgsImI/AAAAAAAAAAc/IHLyb5pBg4g/s1600-h/pseudorevolucionario.jpg"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Calibri;color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px; text-decoration: none;"><br /></span></span></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 19px; white-space: pre-wrap; font-family:'Lucida Grande';font-size:13px;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-37" title="pseudorevolucionario" src="http://dengonogaribaldo.wordpress.com/files/2009/08/pseudorevolucionario.jpg" alt="pseudorevolucionario" width="450" height="624" /></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2026807118135566998-9172842439457693893?l=dengonogaribaldo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dengo no Garibaldohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10421145263672890623noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2026807118135566998.post-60403434766907012772009-08-14T01:35:00.002-03:002009-08-14T01:39:29.653-03:00<object width="450" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tktl6MQK-Yg&hl=pt-br&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tktl6MQK-Yg&hl=pt-br&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="450" height="340"></embed></object><br /><br />Não use drogas... em um carro em movimento.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2026807118135566998-6040343476690701277?l=dengonogaribaldo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dengo no Garibaldohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10421145263672890623noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2026807118135566998.post-18829596925345487142009-08-14T01:29:00.000-03:002009-08-14T01:30:35.328-03:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DzcBwPHUM2A&hl=pt-br&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DzcBwPHUM2A&hl=pt-br&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2026807118135566998-1882959692534548714?l=dengonogaribaldo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dengo no Garibaldohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10421145263672890623noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2026807118135566998.post-67680049129882561372009-08-13T00:31:00.002-03:002009-08-16T00:36:13.727-03:00Malditos ratos alados.<br /><br /><img src="http://dengonogaribaldo.wordpress.com/files/2009/08/wef5sos1.gif" alt="wef5sos" title="wef5sos" width="350" height="262" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-35" /><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"><br />var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");<br />document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));<br /></script><br /><script type="text/javascript"><br />try {<br />var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-10215517-1");<br />pageTracker._trackPageview();<br />} catch(err) {}</script><br /><br />Ai que passarinho bonitinho. rsrs<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2026807118135566998-6768004912988256137?l=dengonogaribaldo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dengo no Garibaldohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10421145263672890623noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2026807118135566998.post-44885863606608552592009-08-13T00:30:00.001-03:002009-08-13T00:30:56.635-03:00<img src="http://dengonogaribaldo.wordpress.com/files/2009/08/brinksid0.jpg" alt="brinks" title="brinks" width="450" height="357" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-16" /><br /><strong>jesus says:</strong> ai morri, brinks to vivão<br /><br /><img src="http://dengonogaribaldo.wordpress.com/files/2009/08/travecos2.jpg" alt="travecos" title="travecos" width="290" height="240" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-21" /><br /><strong>ronaldo says:</strong> ai eh muié, brinks tem pinto<br /><br /><img src="http://dengonogaribaldo.wordpress.com/files/2009/08/014001164-exh00.jpg" alt="0,,14001164-EXH,00" title="0,,14001164-EXH,00" width="450" height="337" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-29" /><br /><strong>latino says:</strong> comi sua mina, brinks sua mãe...<br />... sua mina também<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2026807118135566998-4488586360660855259?l=dengonogaribaldo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dengo no Garibaldohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10421145263672890623noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2026807118135566998.post-64764916240942373472009-08-13T00:29:00.001-03:002009-08-13T00:29:49.095-03:00<p style="text-align:center;"><img class="size-full wp-image-9 aligncenter" title="dinheiro" src="http://dengonogaribaldo.wordpress.com/files/2009/08/dinheiro.jpg" alt="A felicidade" width="450" height="333" /></p><br /><br />Muito dinheiro é que traz. Dinheiros, dinheiros.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.desaforo.com/2009/06/como-ser-feliz.html" target="_blank">Desaforo</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2026807118135566998-6476491624094237347?l=dengonogaribaldo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dengo no Garibaldohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10421145263672890623noreply@blogger.com0